Because my mother talks about marriage all the freaking time!
Ok, maybe not all the time. Maybe not even a lot of the time. But she DID bring me LINEN TABLE RUNNERS as a gift from the caribbean. WTF? Who does that? For my "Hope Chest". Yay. The silver I could handle. The candle holders... ok... But table clothes. I live at home, woman! None of this is making me want to get married faster.
Because my first serious relationship didn't really require monogamy.
I'm not kidding. My long-distance girlfriend would ask about the boys I was seeing and then we'd have cam sex her, the boy, and myself. Yay skype! I've never quite figured out monogamy since. Actually, this is a lie. I had a boyfriend or two before the threesome thing, and the first one especially was amazing, but after the threesome, I haven't figured out how to go back to one person.
Because you're too far away and I demand constant
If you're not reassuring me, hugging me, hanging out with me, someone else will be.